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Anecdote of the day:
E-mail number 1 (to all office staff)
Blonde Secretary writes: Attention all the staff! Please do not worry! No problem has happen, just from all the cars parked in front of the office somebody stole the front reg.nums. The situation is under control. The police were aroused. Do not worry. E-mail number 2 (to all staff except secretary) Deputy director writes: Colleagues, everything is fine, I quashed the call to police, talked with the secretary, explained her that it snow in the street. |
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I am blonde and absolutely have no complex about it.
Being blonde it is hard. Especially in pink...
Every time you go on the streets, some softhead will surely start to whistle follow you, expecting for your
response: whether will you turn round as a true stupid blonde or merely disregard. If there will be the
second option it would be only one conclusion: it is not enough that she is stupid, but also added
stone-deaf...
Being blonde it is hard. Especially in the company...
Any topic will surely go hand in hand with new anecdote about blondes.
And the narrator will surely be looking with his cunning base little eyes at you,
anticipating any defence or joke in response. It does not matter that you have long long time know
every, absolutely every anecdote about blondes. The process itself is important.
Being blonde is profitable. Especially in the huge queues in the supermarket.
There are such guys who let you pass forward, hoping for your gratitude in the form of dinner or evening
stroll.
Being blonde is profitable. Especially in awkward situations.
In an extreme case, you can lump the blame onto that you are a blonde...
Being blonde means to be a blonde and get used to that role.
And to be accustomed to the fact that all people relate to you in different ways. They do not understand
only one important thing.
Real blonde - not one that was born with blonde hair color, and not even one that diligently colors in
Blond monthly.
Real blonde is a blonde in heart.
And she is not silly... She could just be pretending so forcing others to think that they are much smarter
than her. And in the most opportune time she can very artfully substitute all to her profit. And no one will
guess, even will not arise a back idea that all this is done by... yes, that very blonde!
I am blonde and absolutely have no complex about it.
Even more: I do not feel silly, goofy girl in pink.
And I do not care what people think about me.
I have realized that the number of quickness and the quality of intellect depends on many things, but the
color of hair.
And now it's time for other people to understand it.
Every time you go on the streets, some softhead will surely start to whistle follow you, expecting for your
response: whether will you turn round as a true stupid blonde or merely disregard. If there will be the
second option it would be only one conclusion: it is not enough that she is stupid, but also added
stone-deaf...
Being blonde it is hard. Especially in the company...
Any topic will surely go hand in hand with new anecdote about blondes.
And the narrator will surely be looking with his cunning base little eyes at you,
anticipating any defence or joke in response. It does not matter that you have long long time know
every, absolutely every anecdote about blondes. The process itself is important.
Being blonde is profitable. Especially in the huge queues in the supermarket.
There are such guys who let you pass forward, hoping for your gratitude in the form of dinner or evening
stroll.
Being blonde is profitable. Especially in awkward situations.
In an extreme case, you can lump the blame onto that you are a blonde...
Being blonde means to be a blonde and get used to that role.
And to be accustomed to the fact that all people relate to you in different ways. They do not understand
only one important thing.
Real blonde - not one that was born with blonde hair color, and not even one that diligently colors in
Blond monthly.
Real blonde is a blonde in heart.
And she is not silly... She could just be pretending so forcing others to think that they are much smarter
than her. And in the most opportune time she can very artfully substitute all to her profit. And no one will
guess, even will not arise a back idea that all this is done by... yes, that very blonde!
I am blonde and absolutely have no complex about it.
Even more: I do not feel silly, goofy girl in pink.
And I do not care what people think about me.
I have realized that the number of quickness and the quality of intellect depends on many things, but the
color of hair.
And now it's time for other people to understand it.
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Dear Matilda Brown! Keep smiling! I warmly wish you: happiness, love, health and well-being! |
Who said Blondes are silly? The score stands 2:2!
